Greg Brinkman Food Rejection

I, food am rejecting you. You do not even come close to someone I would want to share my presence with. Every time I look at you it makes me cringe. You think you know all about the specialties of food, yet in reality you know nothing. If you really think that cooking me is entertaining, think of how it must feel for me. Next time you put me in the oven, I will surely catch on fire just to make you mad, and hopefully burn your house down. Next time you are sad, I will remind you of all the horrible things in your life just to anger you. Food, I hate you.